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GOOD EXCUSES FOR NOT WALKING FOR
HEALTH AND FUN

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1. Walking adds years to your life. If you are 50 and you walk, you feel like 60.

2. It is well documented that for every mile you walk, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

3. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

4. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.

5. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't
lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

6. I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out
what I'm doing.

7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.


9. The advantage of walking every day is that you die healthier.


10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

And last but not least:


11. Don't jog; it makes the ice jump right out of your glass.
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